Hey, I'm Lis. 22. Diastrophic Dwarf; 3 feet tall (90 cm). New Yorker. College graduate. Deutsch sprecher. Huge Heath Ledger fan. Big Green Day fan. Supporter of Human Rights (race, ethnicity, disability, and/or sexual orientation).

Fandoms: BRo (Barney x Robin of How I Met Your Mother), Kurtbastian (Kurt x Sebastian of Glee) Nuke & Barby (Luke x Noah & Barbara x Henry of As the World Turns), Will/Sonny (Days of Our Lives), Allison/Joe (Medium), Jack/Ennis (Brokeback Montain).

Men I <3 - Heath Ledger (RIP), Jake Silbermann, Cary Elwes, Grant Gustin, David Kross, Hugh Laurie, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Weber, Jim Carrey, Neil Patrick Harris, Chris Colfer, Matt Bomer, Adam Lambert, Ewan McGregor, Shane Dawson, Michael Park, Thore Schoelermann.

Awesome as F*ck Women - P!nk, Patricia Arquette, Lady Gaga, Wendy Williams, Anne Hathaway, Ellen Degeneres.

Bands I <3 - Green Day, Patent Pending, Blink 182, My Chemical Romance (RIP).

TV Shows <3 - As the World Turns (RIP) , Medium (RIP), United States of Tara (RIP), Kanto & Johto Regions of Pokemon (RIP), Yami-Yugi Age of Yu-Gi-Oh! (RIP), Spartacus (RIP), Days of Our Lives, Wendy Williams Show, South Park, Family Guy, Saturday Night Live, How I Met Your Mother.

Read the Printed Word!

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You just haven’t met the right Hansel yet.

(Source: neuralmente)

infinite list of favorite movies - 10 Things I Hate About You

“I hate the way you’re always right
I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry
I hate it when you’re not around and the fact that you didn’t call
But mostly, I hate the way I don’t hate you
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.”

He’s staying with me.

(Source: lookatthelights)

theres two kinds of people

(Source: lovefortelevision)


Legen - wait for it - married, legenmarried. (x)




French Bulldog puppy argues bedtime

no way. no way. absolutely not. no.




kids, here is something i wish my dad had told me. the longest pause you’ll ever experience in your life is the one following asking the question: will you marry me? your brain goes into override, imagining every possible response. 

#this shit ain’t funny anymore

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